janeeyr:

So if you have what you say you have, I’ll make you rich. If not, I’ll make you into shoes. 

bencumberbatchsss:

how peculiar

John: I Googled you last night. Minute I got back to my flat actually. Stayed up til 3am reading your entire blog.
Sherlock: Well I’m going to steal your birth certificate to learn your middle name and hack into your laptop on a regular basis so… dinner?

vitruvvianjohn:

So